Orlando Bloom or maybe Metro Blooms?

Orlando Bloom. Of all the names in all of the world; why do those two have to be side-by-side This is what I think every time I pass by a Pirates of the Caribbean poster. The poster boy for the current epidemic of metro sexuality spreading lke a virus throughout Hollywood.
Both the television and film industry have launched an assault on the male gender with reckless abandon. Rugged character actors like DeNiro and Pacino are being replaced by prepubescent pretty boys and MTV bubble gum. The mail leads have slowly evolved, or lved into Men-Women things.

Before I go any further; let me define Metro sexuality for you. Not Homosexual or Heterosexual; but a perversion of European style. In fact; it really has nothing to do with sexuality at all; more with narcissism. It is completely unclear whether or not they really have sex at all; or just masturbate in front of the mirror. You’ve seen them; you know them. They’re the guys spiking every individual hair on their head in the bathroom at one in the morning. Some wear eye shadow, some wear rouge; and all are adorned with a 5 or 6 inch wide leather bracelet on their wrist. T-shirts are always at least a size too small for them; and more than likely they just got done doing push ups in the stall.