Whoring It Up Is a Full Time Job

It is amazing how rarely young Hollywood is famous for doing the things that actually made them famous in the first place. The photos we see today are almost exclusively related to drugs, drinking, rehab, and crotch shots; but who says that makes bad publicity?

Lindsay Lohan allegedly turned down another recent film after promising to be on board. The classy Britney Spears’ has failed to make any attempts at releasing a new album (she must be too busy shopping and taking care of her kids). Paris Hilton is, okay- she is still doing exactly what she was doing to begin with.

The only thing these girls are producing are terrifically embarrassing photos and maybe incriminating videos that were leaked to the press. In a recent interview with Elizabeth Taylor she stated these girls are, “Courting the press.” They ask for the attention and enjoy it enough for it to seem almost like a romantic relationship. As much as they duck under coats or hide behind body guards, they constantly put themselves at clubs and events where they know they will be followed. But hey, the paparazzi are likely the most stable relationship in their lives.